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Dave Volek for Prez 47
Week 110 on the Campaign Trail
My campaign officially sputtered last January. My last campaign message only brought in $1.34 to the campaign coffers. I could no longer afford the cheap motel rooms as I was hitchhiking and campaigning across the USA.
Other donations are lacking. Americans really don’t want a serious contender for their highest office. They want clowns.
But Mike Pence has inspired me to throw my hat back in the ring once more. It is really up to you readers to give Americans a real choice in 2024.
I have two new campaign promises:
1) I promise to fine Canada bigly for all the forest fire smoke it is sending to the USA. Our deficit will be gone.
2) I promise to pardon 1000 of my top donators from being persecuted by the IRS. Just in case some readers can’t read between my lines, a $20 donation to my campaign should exempt you from paying taxes while I am president. But I would make the donation much bigger in case this message really gets out there and more than 1000 $20 bills come…
