FR is Fired! Open Cabinet Position.

Week 110.5 on the Campaign Trail

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Just when I announced my comeback Prez 47 campaign, things started flying.

Dave Volek for Prez 47

First, a poll came out that Mike Pence and I are in a tight race for last place. Now if that is not a sign that I’m on the right path, I don’t know what is.

Second, one of my most trusted supporters published a Medium article telling his unvisited Medium pub that he is supporting two members of the Not-Trump party.

Boobs ‘N Bullets Gets It Right

A year ago, this supporter earned my undying gratitude. So I awarded him the cabinet position of the Secretary of Junior Assistant Dogcatchers. The job pays $168,000 a year.