I need to get famous so I would be able to better promote my alternative democracy. Could you hook me up with one of the Kardasian girls?

And there seems to be some empty spots for corporate influencers. As my agent, you would get 15%.

BTW, I have no idea what kind of music this fellow makes. Don't care. I have about 200 CDs of good stuff that will take this baby boomer to the grave.