I remember when we bought my dad a remote TV for father's day. He said, "What do we need that for? I have kids for changing channels!"

Two months later, my father become the consumate channel clicker. It was pointless to watch any TV program with him.

Anyways, I like the rest of your article. Churches need to assign small committees--even individuals--to investigate the best toilet paper solution. Instead the church needs to discuss the bigger picture.

BTW, I was born in 1959.