My theory is that 10% of conspiracy theories are true. We just can't agree on which ones.

In the meantime, the political turmoil in the UK is caused by the nefarious terrorist organization called PPBPM, which stands for " Portrait Painters for British Prime Ministers". They have infiltrated the UK Conservative Party, causing all sorts of turmoil------just to give PPBPM members more work.

There, you heard it on the internet. Spread the word.