This Canadian would sponsor you, but unfortunately this Canadian lives in a part of Canada that was coveted by the USA during its days of Manifest Destiny. That 49th Parallel was only a quirk of history by some British judge. So it's not a hard reach that USA has an obligation to take over this part of Canada. And while it is in this part, it might as well take the rest of the country.

We just can't help you anyways.