“Warp Ten, Mr. Scott”

“The engines are at 110%, Captain Kirk. I cannot push them any more”

“The Branobians are gaining on us. They will kill us. Find a way Mr. Scott!”

“OK, it’s a long shot. I’ll put two hamsters on each treadmill. But remember what happened last time we did that. The ship was overrun with hamsters.”

“Put female hamsters with other female hamsters. Put male hamsters with other male hamsters.”

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Credit should go to MAD magazine circa 1968. I can’t get that dialogue out of my head after all these years.